1. Study Hard, get a job
2. Be a Job seeker, never a job provider
3. Work hard, Save harder
4. Buy a second hand car, Upgrade to a New Car
5. Get married, Have Kids
6. Learn from your elders; never correct them if they are wrong logically or factually
7. Buy Pension schemes, LIC Policies
8. Buy a Property on the outskirts of the city
9. Go out on annual vacations to Kullu-Manali, Ooty or Goa
10. Continuously complain about the failing law and order, never help accident victims or confront eve teasers
11. Express your discontentment about failed governance, never think before voting
12. Vote your caste, never cast your vote
13. Pass the same messages to your children
14. Live a happy old life, Say Goodbye to the world
15. Stay hung as a garlanded portrait in another flat at the outskirts of another city
That summarizes the life-cycle of most of us
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